You’ll Never Believe The Crazy Things People Wear While Grocery Shopping!

Luxury Lettuce and Designer Cucumbers

When life gives you lemons, make sure they’re organic and imported! Nothing screams “living the dream” like casually tossing arugula into a cart while contemplating your next spa day. Forget about store brands; this woman is all about that top-shelf kale. Somewhere between the heirloom tomatoes and the gluten-free bread, there’s an art to effortlessly transforming grocery shopping into a VIP event.

And let’s be honest, when you’re dressed better than half the store staff, even the carrots would want to thank you for gracing the produce section. We can only wonder: is there a designer bag big enough for all that kale?