If This Is a Dream – Do NOT Wake Me Up!



You know those moments when you look at life and think: “Nah, this can’t be real!” But then the mirror confirms—it’s very real. So, let’s dive into a world where common sense went on vacation, and reality decided to have some fun.

The Ancient Crush

Emma: “He’s tall, muscular, and doesn’t talk too much—finally, my type!”
David (the statue): stares into eternity… still ignoring her.